"To Build a Fire:"

I heard a story about a moose who wanted to fuck my friend's grandpa.  My friend told me the story.  The grandpa was in alaska and told my friend over the phone.  So, my friend was saying that this bull moose was rutting and a cow moose kept darting off away from him, resisting.


So, the grandpa would have none of this bull moose practically ass raping some cow around his camp.  He went out there with sum kind of gun, but not anything to kill a bull moose.  He was trying to scare the bull moose off.


The grandpa went outdoors with some kind of gun and fired into the ground.  Of course, the end result was that the moose wanted to fuck the grandpa.  The grandpa was quartered in his cabin for two days with that bull moose circling the camp cabin.


Grandpa had to call the game warden, but the wardens were busy, they said.  Grandpa kept at it.  He said that the moose had been circling the camp for two days and he can't go outdoors.


(Also: he had to explain to the warden's dispatch that he was not fucked up on any # of things).


A warden arrived in a truck and the bull moose was out front of the place and the warden yelled: "just shoot him!"


Grandpa didn't have anything to kill a bull moose and thought that he was going to scare it off with the pistol he had.  That didn't happen.


Grandpa explained to the warden yelling from cabin window to truck what happened, how the moose wanted to fuck the grandpa now and that he didn't want to kill it.  (In season: another story).


So, the warden shot bean bags at the bull moose, which winded the moose and the moose trotted off probably looking for his cow.


Ya think grandpa wanted to fuck the moose cow!?